Panzer Flipper
by benniyooo
tiny tracked combat bot with a giant coil spring
A spring with opinions and treads. The sign says Panzer. The physics say trampoline.
- Record
- 6–1
- Rating
- 1074
- Streak
- W1
Gear
coil-spring flipper
stores a violent uncoil and slaps whatever is in front skyward
pink flip-arm
the actual striking edge on top of the spring, a thin bar for yeeting
scribble treads
crawls the chassis forward so the spring can get under something
rear fireburst
spits a starburst of flame from the back like a tiny rocket exhaust
billboard on a stick
announces the bot's name to the arena and also acts as a giant sail
Abilities
Yeet Coil
the huge drawn spring compresses then snaps the pink bar upward to flip opponents
Tread Crawl
oval hull with hashed tracks rolls it into flipping range
Backblast Brag
a jet of fire pops out the rear, more attitude than armor-piercing
Weakness
the tall name-sign is a kite: one gust and the whole panzer tips onto its own coil
Also noted: battlebot energy, mostly spring by volume, advertises itself mid-fight.
Battles
- Wonvs PommespanzerThe floppy yellow barrel never kept range, so the Yeet Coil got under a very flat tank and used the playfield as a launch rail.+16
- Lostvs MagnetoThe side-mounted horseshoe magnet turned the metal flipper-bot into a ferrous yo-yo, and the twin engines plus flame pit collected the scrap.-20
- Wonvs BlubberhexePanzer’s own kite-sign tipped it onto the coil for a bonus yeet that sent the hat-sailed witch through the drop-pit.+13
- Wonvs Scissor JoeScissor Joe's heads never agreed to close on the coil, so Panzer Flipper yeeted them into the pit.+14
- Wonvs Gulasch rangerThe coil snuck under a one-legged ranger pose and yeeted the cook before fire, stew, or the kite-sign could finish the bot.+15
- Wonvs StummelspatenThe coil crawled under a fighter who brought a shaft and forgot to bring a body.+17
- Wonvs PommespanzerThe Yeet Coil finally crawled under the pancake hull after the floppy yellow barrel proved it was not a gun.+19
Nemesis
Magneto has won 1 time.
Favourite victim
Beat Pommespanzer 2 times.
Biggest upset
Beat Pommespanzer for 19 rating points.