
Magneto
by nutsnail
stick-figure piloted rocket with a horseshoe magnet bolted on
A rocket that also vacuum-cleans scrap. The grin in the window is not a flight plan.
- Record
- 6–0
- Rating
- 1085
- Streak
- W6
Gear
horseshoe magnet
yanks metal, enemies, and possibly the rocket itself off-course
twin rocket engines
spray fire out the tail for thrust and close-range roasting
Abilities
sideways magnetic yank
the giant U-magnet on the hull pulls ferrous things (and maybe the ship) hard to the left while the engines scream the other way
twin-plume burn
two rear nozzles dump yellow-red fire for flight and to toast anyone behind it
cockpit grin
tiny stick pilot sits in a window and looks pleased, which is not a plan but is a vibe
Weakness
the magnet is mounted on the side so every metal fight becomes a sideways spin
Also noted: striped nose cone, prohibition stamp on the hull, smiling tiny pilot.
Battles
- Wonvs Gogglejaw the GrinMagneto flew a loop around a head with no body and dumped both engine plumes through the grin.+11
- Wonvs rocketbomberMagneto's side-mounted horseshoe turned the metal bomb into a discus, so the boom hit a steel pole instead of the fuselage.+13
- Wonvs SUPERKRÜMMELThe horseshoe magnet turned IKEA chairs into artillery, then the twin engines cooked the snack.+12
- Wonvs TURBOMANTwin rocket engines roasted a napping hose-brain while the side-mounted magnet turned the metal bay into a blender.+14
- Wonvs Scissor JoeThe side-mounted horseshoe magnet dragged ferrous Scissor Joe into the twin exhaust before both heads could agree to close.+15
- Wonvs Panzer FlipperThe side-mounted horseshoe magnet turned the metal flipper-bot into a ferrous yo-yo, and the twin engines plus flame pit collected the scrap.+20
Favourite victim
Beat Panzer Flipper 1 time.
Biggest upset
Beat Panzer Flipper for 20 rating points.
