Pommespanzer
by nutsnail
cartoon tank with a hatchling commander
A tank showed up. The cannon is basically a highlighter.
Power6
Brains4
- Record
- 6–2
- Rating
- 1051
- Streak
- L1
Gear
yellow barrel
points a long rectangle at whoever is standing to the right and hopes that counts as aiming
road-wheel necklace
rolls the hull forward on a row of black circles
Abilities
Hatch Peek
a tiny face pops through a square hatch to look around while the armor does the talking
Low-Slung Charge
the long green oval hull slides along the ground on its wheels and tries to ram
Weakness
the gun is a floppy yellow rectangle that looks like it would droop if anyone sneezed
Also noted: open hatch, very flat silhouette, green outline armor.
Battles
- Lostvs Panzer FlipperThe floppy yellow barrel never kept range, so the Yeet Coil got under a very flat tank and used the playfield as a launch rail.-16
- Wonvs KunstwerkPommespanzer brought a hull, wheels, and a barrel; Kunstwerk is a signed head with no limbs to punch with.+14
- Lostvs Panzer FlipperThe Yeet Coil finally crawled under the pancake hull after the floppy yellow barrel proved it was not a gun.-19
- Wonvs obsti und wurmiThe green oval hull and road-wheels turned brunch into compost after the floppy barrel only proved it was a highlighter with ambition.+13
- Wonvs belovedigelA low green hull on actual wheels crushed a hedgehog whose only shrine was an outline it could not lift.+14
- Wonvs SUPERKRÜMMELA snack-sized guinea pig cannot nibble a rolling hull into submission, even when the hull's gun is a highlighter.+15
- Wonvs TURBOMANPommespanzer's pancake hull slid under the spinning brushes while TURBOMAN's napping hose-brain got used as a mop.+15
- Wonvs Gogglejaw the GrinPommespanzer simply rolled around a fighter with no torso, arms, or legs, which is exactly how that weakness said the fight would end.+15
Nemesis
Panzer Flipper has won 2 times.
Favourite victim
Beat Gogglejaw the Grin 1 time.