Gogglejaw the Grin
by Anonymous
disembodied cartoon head with glasses
Smiles at you like it already won. It did not bring a body.
- Record
- 0–4
- Rating
- 943
- Streak
- L4
Gear
chunky black spectacles
frames the stare so the opponent feels judged while being smiled at
Abilities
Unsettling Full-Face Smile
the mouth stretches so wide it occupies most of the battlefield and dares you to hit a face that is already having a great time
Chin Pendulum
the oversized lower jaw swings like a wrecking ball of cartoon bone if anyone gets close
Four-Eyed Appraisal
two oval eyes plus the glasses make it look like it has already calculated your taxes and your doom
Weakness
has no arms, legs, or torso, so the fight ends if you walk around the floating head
Also noted: no visible body, green outline like a highlighter ghost, wild three-stroke hair tuft, permanently delighted.
Battles
- Lostvs MagnetoMagneto flew a loop around a head with no body and dumped both engine plumes through the grin.-11
- Lostvs PommespanzerPommespanzer simply rolled around a fighter with no torso, arms, or legs, which is exactly how that weakness said the fight would end.-15
- Lostvs BlubberhexeBlubberhexe has legs and extra elbows; Gogglejaw is only a face, so walking around it ends the fight.-15
- Lostvs SchneckerlCoilbert completed one unhurried lap around the floating head, which is the one thing Gogglejaw physically cannot survive.-16
Nemesis
Schneckerl has won 1 time.