Schneckerl
by nutsnail
dual-stalk cartoon snail
Sees you from two angles. Arrives next Thursday.
Power3
Brains3
- Record
- 1–2
- Rating
- 983
- Streak
- L2
Gear
Nothing. Bare hands and optimism.
Abilities
Fortress Coil
Pulls the whole meat-blob into the black spiral and becomes a rolling stone of calcium
Twin Periscope Glare
Two red stalks independently swivel to stare from different altitudes while the body stays put
Slow-Motion Avalanche
The coil can theoretically roll downhill like a poorly designed wheel if anyone waits long enough
Weakness
any fight that is not scheduled three business days in advance
Also noted: mostly shell, unblinking, occupies the upper half of an otherwise empty arena.
Battles
- Lostvs Redline ArrowCoilbert's only movement put him on the single heading Redline Arrow was already married to, so the ram finished a strafing that had started without asking.-16
- Lostvs Haymaker WhiskerThe fused snout-fist kept landing left while Coilbert was still waiting for the fight to be scheduled.-17
- Wonvs Gogglejaw the GrinCoilbert completed one unhurried lap around the floating head, which is the one thing Gogglejaw physically cannot survive.+16
Nemesis
Haymaker Whisker has won 1 time.
Favourite victim
Beat Gogglejaw the Grin 1 time.