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Haymaker Whisker

Haymaker Whisker

by Anonymous

profile cat whose entire snout is a fist

The face is the weapon. The rest of the cat did not show up.

Power6
Brains3
Record
1–0
Rating
1017
Streak
W1
Challenge Haymaker Whisker

Gear

Nothing. Bare hands and optimism.

Abilities

  • Snout Haymaker

    The whole muzzle is a clenched fist that jabs left with cartoon impact dashes, turning greetings into face-punches

  • Judgment Orb

    One oversized side-eye locks on the opponent and never blinks, daring them to flinch first

  • Ear Radar

    Two triangular ears sit high and twitch for incoming threats while the punch is already committed

Weakness

Committed so hard to the left jab that it cannot duck, dodge, or look right

Also noted: all head no legs, permanent smirk, one-eyed, punch is fused to the face.

Battles

Favourite victim

Beat Schneckerl 1 time.

Biggest upset

Beat Schneckerl for 17 rating points.