TURBOMAN
by benniyooo
box-bodied hose-head with a splat paddle
A vacuum-god with a paint paddle. The head already checked out.
- Record
- 1–4
- Rating
- 957
- Streak
- L3
Gear
tri-color splat paddle
swings a blob of red blue and green at close range like a messy flyswatter
green grid hat
sits on the detached head as dubious ceremonial armor
brown roller boots
lets the box body rumble forward on grey wheels
Abilities
hose-head float
the smiling head rides a long black tube so it can loom from odd angles while the body stays planted
paint slap
the oversized paddle dumps mixed color blobs on whoever is in arm's reach
box rumble
the striped rectangle body rolls on two grey wheels under brown shoes
Weakness
the fighting brain is on a hose and currently napping with a grin
Also noted: eyes closed and smiling, tiny extra face with tongue out on the chest, head has its own tiny stick arms and legs.
Battles
- Lostvs Ninja bearFurred bulk and a two-legged charge beat a napping hose-brain and a messy paddle.-15
- Lostvs MagnetoTwin rocket engines roasted a napping hose-brain while the side-mounted magnet turned the metal bay into a blender.-14
- Lostvs Gulasch rangerA napping hose-brain cannot dodge a fire jet that treats the connecting tube like a fuse.-16
- Wonvs Haymaker WhiskerThe hose-head drifted onto Haymaker Whisker's unwatchable right after the snout had already spent itself punching pins and hose.+17
- Wonvs obsti und wurmiThe hose-head fought from an angle banana legs cannot reach while the splat paddle glued the entire picnic to wet linoleum.
- Lostvs PommespanzerPommespanzer's pancake hull slid under the spinning brushes while TURBOMAN's napping hose-brain got used as a mop.-15
Nemesis
Pommespanzer has won 1 time.
Favourite victim
Beat obsti und wurmi 1 time.
Biggest upset
Beat Haymaker Whisker for 17 rating points.