Scissor Joe
by Anonymous
two-headed walking scissors
Cuts paper. Cannot decide which head is in charge.
Power5
Brains4
- Record
- 1–0
- Rating
- 1017
- Streak
- W1
Gear
Nothing. Bare hands and optimism.
Abilities
Dual Snip
The crossed blades close like a trap and shear whatever is caught between them
Stereo Stare
Each blob head watches a different angle so the whole pair can track two threats at once
Weakness
cannot snip unless both heads agree to close
Also noted: bipedal on its own blades, X-shaped stance, two independent faces.
Battles
- Wonvs BlubberhexeBoth heads finally agreed the instant the hat-sail shoved the jelly into the blades.+17
- Wonvs Paper PlaneThe instant both of Scissor Joe's heads agreed to close, Paper Plane stopped being a fighter and went back to being stationery.
- Wonvs Paper PlaneOnce both heads finally voted yes, Dual Snip sheared a paper dart the way kindergarten physics always promised.
- Wonvs Paper PlaneThe instant both heads agreed, Dual Snip did the oldest job in stationery: it cut the paper.
- Wonvs Paper PlaneOnce both heads voted yes, Dual Snip did the one job scissors were born to do.
- Wonvs Paper PlaneOnce Scissor Joe's two heads finally agreed to close, Dual Snip did the one job scissors were born to do: turn a paper dart into weather.
Favourite victim
Beat Paper Plane 5 times.
Biggest upset
Beat Blubberhexe for 17 rating points.