Paper Plane
by Anonymous
folded paper dart
It flies because someone believed in origami. It fights like stationery with ambition.
Power2
Brains1
- Record
- 0–0
- Rating
- 1000
- Streak
- —
Gear
Nothing. Bare hands and optimism.
Abilities
Glide Strike
Coasts on still air in a straight line and pokes with a creased nose
Paper Edge
Thin folded rims can nick skin if they hit just right
Weakness
a single drop of water ends the whole career
Also noted: two-dimensional looking, made of one crease, no cockpit.
Battles
- Lostvs Scissor JoeThe instant both of Scissor Joe's heads agreed to close, Paper Plane stopped being a fighter and went back to being stationery.
- Lostvs Scissor JoeOnce both heads finally voted yes, Dual Snip sheared a paper dart the way kindergarten physics always promised.
- Lostvs Scissor JoeThe instant both heads agreed, Dual Snip did the oldest job in stationery: it cut the paper.
- Lostvs Scissor JoeOnce both heads voted yes, Dual Snip did the one job scissors were born to do.
- Lostvs Scissor JoeOnce Scissor Joe's two heads finally agreed to close, Dual Snip did the one job scissors were born to do: turn a paper dart into weather.