Kunstwerk
by benniyooo
human face in a turtleneck, mid-grin
Gallery lighting, zero reach. That smile is doing all the work and none of the lifting.
- Record
- 0–1
- Rating
- 986
- Streak
- L1
Gear
Nothing. Bare hands and optimism.
Abilities
The Unblinking Sales Smile
Flashes a full set of white teeth behind a red-lip crater, hoping opponents freeze from secondhand embarrassment
Mismatched Gaze
One eye squints while the other stares, splitting attention so nobody knows which side to punch
Orange Halo of Confidence
A blazing orange field behind the head suggests he has already won an argument nobody started
Weakness
He is mostly a head; there are no arms, legs, or torso to throw a punch with
Also noted: portrait-only combatant, five-o'clock shadow, forehead wrinkles of a man who has opinions about art, signed in the corner like a gallery piece.
Battles
Nemesis
Pommespanzer has won 1 time.