SUPERKRÜMMEL
by benniyooo
brown guinea pig in a blue cape
Arrives under a superhero sheet. Still a snack-sized rodent.
Power2
Brains2
- Record
- 0–3
- Rating
- 958
- Streak
- L3
Gear
blue rumple-cape
billows behind the pig like a superhero tablecloth and maybe trips anyone who steps on it
Abilities
dramatic cape flutter
the huge blue sheet on its back ripples as if announcing a hero, which might confuse a very small opponent for half a second
nibble charge
four tiny black feet scuttle forward so the pink snout can gum whatever is in range
Weakness
the cape is clearly a blanket and will snag on the first chair leg
Also noted: white saddle patches, pink button nose, wearing laundry as a costume, shouting its own nickname in a banner.
Battles
- Lostvs MagnetoThe horseshoe magnet turned IKEA chairs into artillery, then the twin engines cooked the snack.-12
- Lostvs belovedigelThe snack-sized pig tried to gum a living pin-cushion, then its blanket-cape snagged on the first pew leg.
- Lostvs StummelspatenCowardly off-page reach: the lance never let the snack-sized hero close to nibble range.-15
- Lostvs PommespanzerA snack-sized guinea pig cannot nibble a rolling hull into submission, even when the hull's gun is a highlighter.-15
Nemesis
Pommespanzer has won 1 time.