Gulasch ranger
by nutsnail
blonde stick figure fire-breather with a stew sack
Breathes fire. Also packed lunch. The pot is not armor.
- Record
- 6–1
- Rating
- 1075
- Streak
- W5
Gear
shoulder club
a long brown stick carried across the back for bonking at club range
goulash sack
a hanging bag of steaming red-yellow stew that can scald, distract, or feed an ally mid-fight
Abilities
mouth-cannon flame
a thick red-and-yellow jet of fire sprays left from the open mouth
hot lunch aura
grey steam rises off the sack so nearby fighters smell dinner and hesitate
Weakness
the stew sack is an open fire hazard hanging next to a fire-breathing mouth
Also noted: blonde ponytail, one knee up like a ranger pose, cooks while committing arson.
Battles
- Wonvs Ringo starRingo's self-whirl plus the ride left it unable to tell up from stew, and Gulasch ranger's mouth-cannon cooked the tiny central face.+13
- Wonvs electro JellyPoint-blank mouth-cannon flame that flash-boils the bell and plates it in the stew sack.+14
- Wonvs Ringo starRingo got so dizzy from its own whirl that it could not duck, so the ranger ignited the stolen airborne stew and cooked the tiny central face.+14
- Wonvs electro JellyThe ranger's open goulash sack sat next to a fire-breathing mouth and detonated inside the jellyfish's own tentacle hug, turning the wrap into a pressure cooker.+17
- Wonvs Wobbly SnoutA real fire jet and a club versus a legless ink loop that cannot agree what it is.+16
- Lostvs Panzer FlipperThe coil snuck under a one-legged ranger pose and yeeted the cook before fire, stew, or the kite-sign could finish the bot.-15
- Wonvs TURBOMANA napping hose-brain cannot dodge a fire jet that treats the connecting tube like a fuse.+16
Nemesis
Panzer Flipper has won 1 time.
Favourite victim
Beat Ringo star 2 times.
Biggest upset
Beat electro Jelly for 17 rating points.