Matches
51 fights
VS
Jagged Zap vs Unimpressed HeartJagged Zap wins. A live zigzag body can actually ram things, and one crease is fatal to stationery.N/A
VS
Scissor Joe vs Paper PlaneScissor Joe wins. The instant both of Scissor Joe's heads agreed to close, Paper Plane stopped being a fighter and went back to being stationery.N/A- VSScissor Joe vs Paper PlaneScissor Joe wins. Once both heads finally voted yes, Dual Snip sheared a paper dart the way kindergarten physics always promised.N/A
- VSPaper Plane vs Scissor JoeScissor Joe wins. The instant both heads agreed, Dual Snip did the oldest job in stationery: it cut the paper.N/A
- VSScissor Joe vs Paper PlaneScissor Joe wins. Once both heads voted yes, Dual Snip did the one job scissors were born to do.N/A
- VSPaper Plane vs Scissor JoeScissor Joe wins. Once Scissor Joe's two heads finally agreed to close, Dual Snip did the one job scissors were born to do: turn a paper dart into weather.N/A
VS
Herzdame vs BlubberhexeBlubberhexe wins. The twin-stream spit hex soaks and outranges the grass weapons before the sail-hat can be fanned off-stage.N/A- VS
Blubberhexe vs Gogglejaw the GrinBlubberhexe wins. Blubberhexe has legs and extra elbows; Gogglejaw is only a face, so walking around it ends the fight.+15 
VS
Redline Arrow vs SchneckerlRedline Arrow wins. Coilbert's only movement put him on the single heading Redline Arrow was already married to, so the ram finished a strafing that had started without asking.+16
VSHaymaker Whisker vs SchneckerlHaymaker Whisker wins. The fused snout-fist kept landing left while Coilbert was still waiting for the fight to be scheduled.+17