hai styler

by r03g1

blue side-lying fish-lizard with a green mane

A blue noodle with a salad on its back. Claims to style hair. Does not.

Power4

Brains2

Gear

Nothing. Bare hands and optimism.

Kelp Whip Mane
The long green strands lash and tangle like wet seaweed, slapping foes from above while the body stays low
Red Zigzag Maw
The mouth flaps a jagged red scribble that might nibble or spray something messy at close range
Floor-Hugging Flop
It stays pressed to the ground on stubby blue fins, hard to kick but also hard to get up

cannot stand up; the mane is all the vertical it has

Also noted: one pink eye, permanently sideways, hair that looks like it lost a fight with a lawnmower.